Good job
As always, you put you opinion in your flashes. However, this time, i don't disagree (the only other time was with Mensa Man). I liked the path to salvation part! I would advise you to make more of these kinds of things, they draw a lot less hate and anger and can be funny to all. I generally like what the clock and lock crew makes, i just don't like how some REALLY fanatical ones vote 5 on anyitng involving their own particular cult. Unlike you did to stevenherman, agreeing with you doesnt leave a bitter taste in my mouth. Politcal differences shouldnt cause any real animosity between people. In the words of Voltaire, "I may not agree with a word you say, but I will fight ot the death for your right to say it!" keep it up with THIS kind of stuff, you have some talent and it feels good to laugh at anything. Things that cause anger put out the flame of laughter, and that is what NG is really about.
P.S. THREE copies of Pulp Fiction, holy crap!Also, two hours of sleep a day is not very healthy. It decreases mental awareness and ability to think clearly. (I got that from my biology teacher)